Total Medals Earned: 1,321 (From 171 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,755 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/355 points)
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (70/385 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (85/260 points)
Medals Earned: 19/21 (675/825 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (100/300 points)
Graciously lose the race
Win the race on Normal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Collect a coin
Obtain the gun
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
See you next FALL!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Kill every big enemy
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Cause 10 suicides
Freak out 5 people at once
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
